Heil Christler!
- Me: Man! I am having a real hard time concentrating
- Chris: Oh you have concentration issues?
- Me: yeah I do!
- Chris: Well maybe you should go to concentration camp...
- Me: <blank stare>
- oooo fail chris......
Golden!
OK, let me just say up front that I fully admit that if I tried to describe a game in Italian, it would be a disaster, but honestly, read the following description of theiPhone game Oxxo, and tell me if you are any clearer on the finer points of gameplay after you have read it.
I’m not really sure why there are so many exclamation points there… but I certainly get the feeling this game is very important, and I admit I feel a sense of urgency about this game. Or perhaps it’s sort of like when we Americans think talking loudly and slowly will help the non-English speaking people of a foreign country suddenly understand us when traveling.
So went out to Buffalo Wild Wings for the first time with Billy and Fox! Great service and great help, also had a fond farewell! But I really enjoyed the company! So the whole story behind the picture we’ll get to later because we have a couple more stories before that! First off I got Failed by Billy and Fox for ordering a pulled pork sandwich and not getting any wings at a wings place, oh well so what. So I choose the medium sauce and while it looked good in the sandwich I took a bite out of it. As I chewed and took in the aroma of flavors and sauce one thing was only coming to mind… my sandwich tasted like a sweaty gym locker. No really, so I had billy try it and he agreed and then I had Fox try it. Trying to get Fox to agree he blurted out “Did you just give pork to a Jew”.. indeed I did. I felt bad for a little and was scared for what would happen to Fox after death but he quickly reassured me that he was going to hell anyway! So lastly after Billy bugged the shit out of me to eat the last sliver of the pickle that I had, we were given a dozen or so hand wipes. All of them had really runny sayings on them. This one in particular wasn’t so funny until Billy shouted “We also have SKINS, what does that mean?” I looked and Fox, then back at Billy, “you mean SINKS?” How does a K jump over two letters? Don’t know how it happened cause it was all too fast but Billy somehow passed the second grade! (haha just messin Billy) So yeah all in all we had a great time. A little warning though for those of you who go, don’t get MEDIUM sauce unless you like sweaty gym locker taste!
AT&T: One more unhappy customer.
So I got this thing called the iPhone and I love it! butttt…it’s an at&t phone. Hate the service and I really hate the service. But the phone is soo sweet!!!
Love tom cruise and his witchcraft!
I am
sad
Long video but worth it! Tech vs. sales guy
Oooooo
Hhaha thanx for updating my blog guys!
Aww Trish, I am so flattered! You are “SooooPresley” too. Sometimes.
Sean Presley is sooooooooPresley!!!!
Sometimes I find
myself day dreaming about Becca. This often results in me falling down the stairs, walking into walls, or obnoxiously bumping into strangers on the street.
This is what happens......
when you leave your tumblr logged in at work!!!
Definition
Presley (press-lee) adj. Hot as hell!
Oooooo
Sean Presley is sooooooooPresley!!!!
